8 Things I Wish I’d Known Before Going to Australia

October 13, 2016 by Alexandra Gregg

More than four million people visit Australia on holiday every year. And who could blame them? The Land Down Under boasts sun-blessed beaches, epic wildlife and gourmet food; and that’s enough to tempt any traveller to book a trip. But having visited Queensland for the first time last year, I discovered that there are so many other important things they don’t tell you about. So before you go, here are eight things I wish I’d known before going to Australia:

Thongs or flip flops?

Thongs or flip flops?

Words are very different

Locals call flip-flops ‘thongs’ (which of course means something very different in the UK), swimming gear ‘togs’ and their peppers are known as ‘capsicums’, to name a few. Just don’t be offended or grossed out if someone asks you if you’ve got any thongs they can borrow.

Calamari

Calamari

Seafood is better than you’ll taste anywhere else

Confession time: I’m not a huge fan of seafood. Especially the squishy, super-fishy kind. Second confession: I’m also too polite to say no to food when it’s put in front of me. It’s actually a blessing in disguise though, as it means that, when I’m on holiday, I try lots of dishes that I wouldn’t normally touch with a 10-foot barge pole at home… which is exactly what happened to me in Australia. I would never have dreamt of eating calamari back in the UK – bleurgh! But when a plate appeared in front of me at a beach restaurant in Tropical North Queensland, I obliged, and I’m so glad I did. It was delicious, melt-in-your-mouth fresh catch. I loved it so much that, since coming home, I’ve ordered calamari at least three times while dining out. And I don’t dine out that often.

Australia is this big

Australia is this big (not to scale)

It’s huge

Now I know this sounds like a dumb statement – of course I knew Australia was big before I went but, I mean, it’s really huge. Unimaginably huge! I thought we’d ticked off loads of places when we went but, when I came home and looked at a map, I realised we’d basically covered a tiny speck on the tip of Tropical North Queensland. Essentially, just don’t go expecting to easily explore a whole state in one trip, like I did.

Unsurprisingly, Wi-Fi isn't great in the Aussie Outback... or anywhere in Australia for that matter

Unsurprisingly, Wi-Fi isn’t great in the Aussie Outback… or anywhere in Australia for that matter

Don’t expect good Wi-Fi…

…because you’ll be sorely disappointed. You’ll pay a lot for a semi-passable, dial-up-style connection at best. Just embrace it and enjoy being off the grid (and off Facebook) for a couple of weeks.

Kangaroos are more elusive than you think

Kangaroos are more elusive than you think

Kangaroos aren’t everywhere

This was a sad realisation for me, but perhaps for the best. After all, I didn’t have the time or the capacity to hug EVERY kangaroo I saw. We spotted some from the air, in rural parts of the Atherton Tablelands, and in animal sanctuaries like Wildlife Habitat Port Douglas, but otherwise, these hopping flyers and boomers were pretty elusive.

Wombats are just as cute (if not cuter!) than koalas

Everyone dreams of hugging a koala in Australia, but what you don’t often hear about is: a) how strong the koala smell of eucalyptus is after a koala squeeze and b) how cuddles with wombats are even better. Move over koalas, wombats are my new favourite marsupial. I think the amazing video above says it all.

Visit Tjapukai

Visit Tjapukai

Aboriginal culture is underrated

Despite how rich and fascinating it is, the Aboriginal culture isn’t as shouted about as it should be. So be one of the few to respect it and take the time to discover it fully. Sure, the Great Barrier Reef is a magical underwater world of unimaginable marine life, and hot-air ballooning above the Atherton Tablelands at sunrise is an experience I’ll never forget, but easily my favourite day of our whole trip was meeting the people of the Tjapukai Aboriginal Cultural Park, located at the foot of the Kuranda Skyrail. You’ll learn about the indigenous way of life, how to throw a boomerang, work a spear and how to use the forest for medicinal needs.

Stock up on these - but check your bank balance first

Stock up on these – but check your bank balance first

Prices are high

Set aside a reasonable budget for your mass supply of Tim Tams and Shapes to take back to the office. I spent nearly AU$40 (£24) just on these treats alone, in one supermarket visit. And it’s not just snacks that are expensive – food, drink and souvenirs all hold high price tags too. But remember you’re likely to get good quality wares for your dollar, so it’s a worthy trade-off.


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About Alexandra Gregg

Once a roving local news reporter and now a travel-obsessed writer/sub, I'm head-over-heels for nature, wildlife and the ocean. When I'm not underwater or deploying a snorkel, I'm seeking out the sets of my favourite TV shows around the world. Tweet me @wonderg1rl